The N00b Chef

First off, Happy New Year!

As my new year resolution, I have decided to attempt to cook new things (which, with my lack of cooking experience, is pretty much the set of all possible things you can cook). Also, if it is on the healthy side (which is completely up for interpretation), I get bonus points in my totally meaningless system of giving myself points whenever I feel like it.

I did some searching on the interwebs and landed upon this blog. She provides some delicious looking plates (and they're healthy!). I picked out a few recipes that looked extra tasty and at least possible for me to complete without blowing up my kitchen.

Tonight I attempted the Skinny Baked Broccoli Macaroni and Cheese. I had collected all the ingredients on a previous trip to the grocery store.

I was able to cook the pasta and broccoli without much issue. I am cooking-competent enough to at least boil water and cook pasta (ok, most of the time...). After I had that pot going, I started up a pan for melting butter, the start of the cheese sauce. The directions call for a "large, heavy skillet". Well, I have a completely average size and weight frying pan. This will work, right?

Next, I need some minced onions, which allowed me to use my new food processor for the first time! And I still have all my fingers!



After adding in some flour (which involved getting past this craaazy sheep!), it kind of looked like onion cookie dough. Mmmmm!


The next step was where things got a bit tricky. It involves adding a total of 3 cups of liquid to my sauce-producing pan. Here's the result:



What could possibly go wrong? (How am I suppose to whisk this and let it boil?!)

Somehow, I successfully got the milk sauce to boil then thicken (yes, I lost some along the way, but sometimes sacrifices must be made). I'm usually not very good at the whole "salt and pepper to taste" thing, so I just toss in some amount and hope for the best. Now, to add 2 cups of shredded cheese to the sauce. No prob, there's totally enough room in this pan...

Success! I am the best cook ever!


Major Failure:
OK, so if/when I make this again I will definitely start up the sauce-producing pan before the pot of pasta and broccoli because it took much longer. I was barely half way through making the sauce when the pasta/broccoli concoction was already done and the water to boil was nearly gone (note: nearly...). Once the sauce is done, you're suppose to dump the cooked pasta and broccoli into the pan (Also, if/when I make this again, I'm going to use the large pot that I have to make the sauce in). However, I think I had already pushed my luck enough with dumping in all the milk, broth, and cheese, that I wasn't going to attempt to fit anything else in there. So, logically, I thought, I would just dump the cheese sauce into the pasta/broccoli. Well, I may (or may not) totally have forgotten to strain the pasta/broccoli first... In my defense there wasn't much water left in there (and none visible).

Despite my tiny miscue, I was able to mix everything together and get it into the baking dish. I topped it off with the bread crumbs and parm and popped it in the oven for a bit (a little longer than specified because it was a bit watery for some reason...). Finally I got to eat my dinner. It wasn't too bad either, or I was just really hungry.

You Win Some, You Lose Some

In the game of life, there are some rounds you win, and some you lose.
Here are a few rounds of both this week:

Since everyone wants to hear the bad news first, my mother and I tried to make Living Without's Elegant Chocolate Cake with Coconut Cream filling. I was sort of against the whole cake to begin with, I'm not always a fan of coconut custard and it sounded a little too much like coconut custard filling. However as we proceeded that coconut cream filling was horrible to create. It was almost a total fail as a filling. Despite this, the cake itself looked joyful ;)
And after I didn't like as a cake, she layered it up with some coconut vanilla yogurt and cherry pie filling for a lovely chocolate cherry trifle. 

On the winning side,
we must congratulate a dear reader and friend 
who gave me what everybody's got already
a water buffalo.

(If you do not understand this reference, I pass you on to
  VeggieTales' Silly Song with Larry and you will  understand.)

((Please send complaints about your water buffalo or lack thereof to:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
or Yoda's address if you know where she is.))

Last, but not least the Jedi Master and I won against Make Magazine's MintyBoost USB Charger today.

I learned how to solder! 
(Okay, question: why don't we say the l in solder?)


I am just so amazed and happy with being able to make this thing.
I also learned a lot about resistors and capacitors.


It is supposed to fit in an Altoids Gum tin, but I could not find them anywhere, so we just used old Altoids mint tins. Now we have extra room for the cord.


Its so cool! 

(My new iPhone 4S takes such better pictures than my last phone did. All of this post's pictures are from my phone. Gotta give credit where credit is due, Sonic.)
:)

The Humble Amble of Love

Since returning to my family's seat, I have had some rest and time to relax.
Thus,
"I'm afraid I've been thinking."

"A dangerous pastime." "I know."
(name that song and movie... go!)

One thing of which I have been thinking is
Love.
Seems pertinent to the season.

Now, just stay with me here.
You know that lovely R&B hit by Martin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, Ain't No Mountain High Enough? Well, the lyrics definitely say:
          Just call my name
          I'll be there in a hurry
         You don't have to worry
         'Cause baby,
         There ain't no mountain high enough
         Ain't no valley low enough
         Ain't no river wide enough
         To keep me from getting to you

 which definitely seems to suggest some sort of hyperlink between those in love. All that has to happen is a calling of the name, and whaboom! presto! the other is present to help.

And while obviously, I don't necessarily believe such a thing can happen, the idea remains in the air so it seems, in a general way. I never had a problem with it until I was listening to Chris Isaak's Somebody's Crying. (on the good Latro's suggestion) His song says,
         I know somebody and they called your name. 
         A million times and still you never came. 
         They go on loving you just the same I know that somebody's trying. 

and that seems so much more true of love. There isn't any mind reading, or hyperlinks, or space portals that connect a person so that they feel less alone in those moments they call out for the one they love. Yet, just saying the loved one's name does help and they keep loving the person anyway. It seems much more humbling and human.

I was thinking about it further and I guess part of the reason we have hope in ideas about people even when they seem so ordinarily human is all that dirty stuff right alongside the good stuff. That is the way human life goes these days. The uproar about Mother Theresa and Jesus being what we like to think of as ideals of greatness in Christian virtue, yet feeling forsaken in their missions at times. Even those who are not Christian, there are those humans beings who stand for the goodness of humanity and take that stand in the dark. They remind and testify to us that we can be good in the dark even though it is so terribly dark. We don't need light to know that we aren't alone.

For theists (those who believe in God), like Henry Vaughan,
         There is in God (some say)/A deep, but dazzling darkness;
and Dionysius,
        "unchangeable mysteries of heavenly Truth lie hidden in the dazzling darkness of the secret Silence, outshining all brilliance with the intensity of their darkness."


We don't need light to know God.
We don't even need light to know love.
But they both take a little humility.

The December Road Trip, Esq.

I survived my first semester at seminary.
And I am going to miss it here.
Seriously.

...

After three days of traveling and many hours sitting around talking with friends and family, all we have to report is that South Carolina was warm, we received some good loot, we don't remember North Carolina, but the wine and food was good, and happy birthday to both our aunts!

Flat tire? Come again, what is that?

I am sorry to report today.
Adventure has been abounding in our lives but we lack time to report.
However yesterday proved too much for my sensibilities.
First does everyone know what a car is?
If you don't, don't bother reading farther.

If you have a car, do you know where the tires are? Diagram Of Car
(I included this lovely diagram because it shows the spare tire floating in the middle of the car... even though the tires are not label. For those who still don't know where the tires are, they are the black circular bits near the bottom.)

Sadly I have some news about those circular black objects.
They can go flat.
Just like balloons.

In cases of this it is best not to panic.
(Remember Hitchhiker's Guide and DON'T PANIC)

Instead, remember what you are about to le arn.
A flat tire should be changed.

This can be done in a few ways:
A. Call AAA (or some other road service)
B. Change the tire yourself

I know this latter option sounds really scary, I mean, manual labor?!
But take a deep breath

(inhale, exhale)

you can handle this

Here is my Easy STEP BY STEP Guide to changing a flat tire. :)
Step 1: pull over to the side of the road and stop if you haven't already.
Step 2: turn off the car.
Step 3: get out of the car and look at the tire (just to check that it is indeed flat - that is, not fully round and plump)
Step 4. Take another deep breath
Step 5: open your trunk and look under the trunk floor to see if you have a spare tire.
Step 6: if you do, breath a sigh of relief
Step 7: take the tire out of the pocket
Step 8: look to see if you have a tire jack
Step 9: gather the appropriate tools - in the picture below we have the spare tire, the jack, the jack turner dohicky, and the wrench thingamabob


Step 10: If you managed to find all these things hanging out in the trunk of your car, rejoice! You are a third of the way through this ordeal.
Step 11: figure out which Side of the jack goes on the ground and put that side on the ground under the car next to the flat tire towards the middle of the car
Step 12: pump the Jack so that it gets bigger and lifts the car up
Step 13: use the wrench thingamabob to loosen the lug nuts (lefty 1oosey righty tighty)
Step 14: remove the lug nuts and remove the flat tire
Step 15: rejoice to be another third of the Way through!
Step 16: roll the spare tire to the spot and put it on
Step 17: put the lug nuts back on and tighten and tighten and tighten
Step 18: check that the lugnuts are tight
Step 19: look at the Spare tire and determine it it needs air - if it does go to Step 21
Step 20: otherwise, put everything back into the car
(Step 21: drive to the nearest gas station
Step 22: put air into tire)
Step 23: return to your life.
Step 24: rejoice in your new skill

Please Always Remember that you can do things too!
You don't always need a machine or someone else!

"Life will go on, I promise. Whether you are in it or not, well, that's between you and God."

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