If there is no God, who pops up the next tissue in the box?

I think we can all agree, this question's answer could lead to many great theological questions.

See,

• First: There is a God. Then God pops up the next tissue in the box. Clean, simple, easy.
• Second: There is no God. Not only are we now left wondering who pops up the next tissue, but also all those great existentialist questions:
• Who invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
• Who created the platypus?
• Who ate all the cookies?
• Who created life?

And it only gets harder after these few... I mean, think of all the thousands of years of prayer, history, law, custom, dance, music, television, and baking that were based off the assumption that there is a God... what are we left with???