There has been a small rumor circulating describing the immense amount of strange alien creatures furiously stampeding towards our small, secluded campus. In order to promote a strong level of communication, knowledge, and general figuring out of what the heck is going on, this terrifying new species shall be unofficially deemed as "freshman". We strongly advocate staying at least 500 yards from these freshman and avoid eye contact at all times. Although it is not yet proven, there have been reports of direct eye contact with these freshmen causing immediate and certain death.
As a result of these sightings, the campus wide threat level will be elevated from "Yellow" to "Run for your lives!"
Thank you for your patience and cooperation.
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