Laying Down the Law at Headquarters

Here at Headquarters we have a few rules.
Simple, Easy, and Concise I lay them out:

1. No Falling
This rule is imperative after the summer's horrific fall by Yoda off a mountain bike. Any more falling may result in tragedies with already hurt body parts or injuring new body parts, which would also be tragic and unacceptable.
The Consequence if a person falls is the horrific, the abominable, the execrable, the delectable, Death By Shirtless Biker.

2. No Exploding Brains
Obviously humans need their brains for normal functioning and thus, if a brain explodes it is no longer any use to the human attached. Everyone must keep their brain to themselves and in prime condition at all times.
The Consequence if a person allows their brain to explode is to suffer a ghastly and harrowing fall.


3. No Death By Shirtless Biker
This may seem a bit arbitrary to some folks, but the rule has its merits. One cannot said another has died with a straight face if the cause is a Shirtless Biker. And we are not discussing tunic-less chopper riders, we are particularly discussing shirtless velocipede riders.
The Consequence if a person dies by Shirtless Biker is to have their brain exploded by dynamite.

Even as these Rules are laid out, there is room for more. What are we missing?