Unfortunately I saw a problem with this simple answer. See when people are unconscious, they see birds, birds then see stars and when stars get knocked unconscious, they stop dancing. When they stop dancing, the gravitational pull changes. When the gravitational pull changes, people lose their balance and fall, birds lose their direction and run into things... kind of a domino effect.
Which made me think of a story I once took part in writing, you know if you give a moose a moon pie...
"If you give a moose a moonpie
she'll want some milk to go with it
she'll demand some honey, because that is an inalienable right
and then she'll want to make biscuits but
biscuits need sausage gravy
and so she'll have to go on a road trip to the south
so she'll want a pick 'em up truck
and then she'll need dark sunglasses and a nerf gun for pretend drive bys
and what's a pair of cheap sunglasses without a Hawaiian shirt?
in her stylish new hawaiian shirt she'll want a pina colada
but if you give a moose a pina colada, she'll want a cookie to go with it, macaroon perhaps
but with the macaroon, she'll need some water, and then she'll have to go to the bathroom, but
if she finds a lavatory, she'll want new shampoo and conditioner
then she'll take a shower but won't be able to find her hairbrush
and then various fruits and vegetables will burst into song at which point she will want voice lessons
but she won't have any money for voice lessons, so shell think about getting a job
but once she has a job, she'll want a new wardrobe
once she has a new wardrobe, she'll sit in it hoping to go to Narnia
once she gets back from Narnia, she'll be hungry
so she will want a moonpie..."
- Yoda and the Jedi Master
Say what you will about the text message messing with culture, but sometimes the results are just amazing.
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